By Laura Hinkle
As my time in college draws to a close, I can’t help but reflect on my past four years at UofL. It has truly been the best of times and the worst of times, but I feel a sense of peace knowing that a younger me at ten, fourteen, or even eighteen would be thrilled knowing where I’m at in life. While developing new friendships and having new experiences was a journey in and of itself, I feel it’s important to reflect on the knowledge I’ve gained as a college student. In a fashion similar to Robert Benchley’s “What College Did to Me,” here are some of the most important things I learned each year:
Freshman Year
- Yes, it’s obvious you’re a freshman.
- French and Arabic are fun to learn in theory but definitely aren’t for the faint of heart.
- The Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility absolutely applies to tacos consumed.
- Pericles had a cool name and magnetic charisma (thanks to Dr. Gregg for that one).
- Au pairing is not as fun and simple as it sounds.
Sophomore Year
- There’s an inverse relationship between sitting with your friends in class and getting good grades.
- Cockroaches are very hard to trap and kill.
- Banana bread is infinitely better with chocolate chips in it.
- You can definitely function on five hours of sleep.
- When taking a test, you really shouldn’t assume everything is common sense.
Junior Year
- Pandemics are no joke.
Senior Year
- Ford Hall has a back stairwell.
- The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know.
- If you speak with enough confidence people usually believe you.
- The need for academic validation doesn’t decrease as you grow older.
- Friendship is a lovely thing.
If my parents or professors are reading this, yes, I promise I actually learned many other important things along the way. I discovered a deep love for feminist philosophy and political research. I realized how capable I am of achieving my goals, and at the same time, how to prioritize my mental and emotional health. I have a better sense of my place in the world. Last, and most importantly, to all my high school social studies teachers who said I would grow out of my idealistic optimism, I’m still an optimist!
Laura Hinkle is a McConnell Scholar in the class of 2022. She is studying political science, philosophy, and history at the University of Louisville.